SLEEPLESS IN SUDBURY HILL
The nights are short, hot and muggy, and all day long I am constantly assaulted by boobs and bottoms screaming LOOK AT ME!!! LOOK AT ME!!! (I once saw a t-shirt with the words "Tell your boobs to stop staring at me..." I have a good mind to order one just for times like these.) And to add to my woes is this endless sneezing by day and coughing by night.
All this is to say that it's 4 o'clock in the morning and I haven't had a wink of sleep. And one wonders why I find myself wondering what it would feel like to be shot with a tranquilizer dart?
Labels: Summertime woes


