Back in the day [dang, I'm old], there was a song...dunno what the title of it was but the dude that sung it wished he was a li'l bit taller, he wished he was a baller, he wished he had a girl so he'd call her- and so forth. Remember it? Well, I came up with my own skewed version of it - for a reason that I will tell you about at the end of this post. Ready? Here goes.I wish I was li'l bit whiter.
I wish I was a biker.
I wish I had a girl I would skype her [bite her, fight her, smite her - whatever dude. As long as it rhymes with whiter and biker].
I wish I had a rabbit in a hat and blah blah blah...
So where was I? Oh yeah. I wish I was a li'l bit whiter because that way, I wouldn't get suspicious looks when I take an early morning stroll thru' a quiet suburban neighborhood, or when I stand outside and talk to a friend on the phone. After all, it a'int my fault that AT&T has lousy network coverage!
I wish I was a biker only so I can feel the wind whistle thru' my lustrous locks... Oh, and I don't wanna bite or fight anyone. But I might smite you if you don't leave a comment. Pun intended.
Muhahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!
7 comments:
Lol. Was hurr.
Skee-lo, i wish, thats the name of the artist/song...but well i so understand what you talkin about..but then if you were here ie Bahamas you would wish you were more african, we royalty here dude ie we who never got onto those slave ships, africa the motherland!
Well then, I wish I could live in the Bahamas.
You do not want to know what is in the Bahamas. I was there about three weeks ago
Ha ha ha!!!
Sorry
But only cowards desires to be accepted.
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